Alright, alright...so I admit it. I sent out my save the dates, then went on a wedding
hiatus. I needed a break; those
STDs were a
biotch to put together. So what have I been doing during my
lil' wedding break?! This...

A lil' back story. A co-worker of sorts (we work for different programs, but in the same tiny building) has a habit of playing practical jokes on me and another fellow co-worker. We'll call the jokester Palermo. So Palermo has been doing harmless jokes on me for a few months now. Hiding random things in my office, putting pieces of trash on my car, etc. My other co-worker played a small prank on him (she taped down the receiver button on his office phone so when he would pick up the phone to answer a call, it would still ring) and he thought it was me and played another prank on me...soo not fair! Well, about two weeks ago he called me first thing in the morning, claiming that his tire was flat and needed me to drive the 30-40 minutes to pick him up. While I bitched and protested at him, I of course asked him exactly where he was and got up to head to my car...as he walked past me while on the phone with me. Funny, right. Well, I retaliated! I came into work an hour early and aluminum foiled his office.


Each individual pen, pencil, everything that didn't interfere with official paperwork.


(Palermo reading and working diligently at his desk)
Needless to say he was a good sport about it, and everyone in our building LOVED it! I know he's going to strike back...but I'm ready. It's on Palermo!